your. SMILE(:

[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee (er, does being able to make those 3 in 1 counts? :/)
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[ ] I do my chores after being told once
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have
better things to say than my peers
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick..really sick..
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a ticket
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[x] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[ ] I mow the lawn
[ ] I wash my car
[x] I can make adults laugh..without being stupid
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[ ] I remember to feed my pets
[ ] I'm generally organized
[x] I can spell experience without looking at the line above
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on
[ ] I no longer watch cartoons.
[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[ ] People have said that I act older than I
am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked

YAY I ACT LIKE AN 18 YR OLD. CAN WATCH DAVINCI ALRDY.